How noisy is your hell hole; sorry, naturally i mean local environment?
Can you open your windows on a nice summer day, or are you forced to steam shut your windows due to vibration & air pollution from public transport, noise from screaming kids - whose parents apparently forget that if they run wild and free those teenage years are going to be a killer?
Do your upstairs neighbours appear to be practising the highland stomp, whilst dragging a boulder across the floor?
Are you bounced out of your bed by low flying planes, pinned in by a military base, or is peace and enjoyment the order of your day?
What's your happy noise-free, or noisy story?