Wednesday 12 February 2020

In alternate reality 45823...

The dust from three years internecine warfare across the Channel has finally settled. Birds are haunting as the morning quiet of an exclusive Parisian neighbourhood, is rudely broken by a national anthem ringtone.


“Monsieur Président. C'est lui, de l'autre côté de la Manche, au téléphone!”


“Sacrebleu! Que veut l'idiot blond maintenant?”