“Before we begin our next show 'Orange is the old Lemon', breaking
news from the leafy suburbs of Slurry Peath. Hildabrad, just what is
going on?”
“Yes, good evening Daviard. We are just outside the home of
constituent mp Mr Cove. We have been led to believe that he will soon
be making a statement, regarding. Wait, hold on. The front door has
just being opened a crack; and yes, Mr Cove's shiny pate is peeking
out, and I can confirm that his mouth is moving. Quick point it over the
there.”
"...my name is Michael Cove, and I have a confession. I took
cocaine 20 years ago when I was working in a pig farm, and I was so
off my tits that I might have made sweet happy love to Betsy, once or
twice. It was a mistake, over which I experience deep re-. No, sod
it. It was the happiest years of my life. Vote for me, to ensure
everything's all legalised, tested for purity, and taxed the same as
alcohol and cigarettes. Buy two, and get your own Betsy for free. Vote for
me!"
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