Not sure why, but today's found me in foul humours, the sort where you could readily rip the head from some offending person, tear out their spine, drink their blood and throw away the lifeless skin bag without a care in the world.
Yes, not a good start to the morning!
Probably brought on by having my sleep half broken by remonstrating people.
After having a black coffee - no cigs, and then hearing a pimped up noise mobile screeching along and past the window, my thoughts turned to wondering whether double civic-loyalty points for lobbing a grenade through their open window, or laser/saser/tasering their brains out just before the car explodes or wondering just how far it would need to plummet before the sudden deceleration forced the stuff the law none seat-belt wearer to explode through the - hopefully, reinforced window screen; would ever be given!
Yes a very bad morning.
Started then stopped listening to the news, as a momentary chink in the event horizon of savagery dared flicker across my seething consciousness. Oh yes, for a few brief moments i felt at one with major kong.
But as i noticed plants that needed watering, a red haze lifted, and all was once more well with the world.