"Yes, we strike another body blow to the nonsense parading itself as democracy and freedom. From here on in we, the All-she-he-bees, ban all of that mixed shaking and passing on of sweat or bodily dna, between everyone everywhere which is of a physical nature. Indeed this strike is to the foundations of individualism, dictating that all procreation be carried out by turkey basters and a no-nonsense test-tube.
Naturally some of us have to be exempt from such conscription’s, as that is the will of the host on high.
However in the meantime:
- No handshaking!
- No looking in the same direction of anyone else for the purposes of sex!
- No eating in the same room!
- Actually, no living in the same town as anyone else, for the purposes of anything!
This pronouncement is the will of the most high - as divined by our balmy teacher.”