"You'll have to pull my eyes out first!"
"Eye puller. Where is that dammed eye-puller!"
"I am here, your great-superfluousness," the eye puller breathes, slithering from the shadows and causing both men in the cell to jump. "How can I help?"
"Don't pull my eyes out, I confess," the prisoner screams, shying away from the horror sliding into his field of vision, confronting all he held holy. "I confess!"