Test this, test that, six tries or your out.
Change this test date.
Bring in an inept marking organisation.
Try another testing scheme, ditch that.
Suggest consultations for a different testing scheme, ditch that if governors grow a spine.
Pop over for a quick visit to the leader of the free world, get notes on how well there comprehensive-equivalents are doing. Mental note of the metal detector company...
“Prudence this, saviour of the free world that..., I couldn't take it any more. Had to kill him, for the benefit of everyone!”
“Don't worry Alistair,” V hisses. “Just sign this, everything will be okay.”